Lottery Robots – Must Get Winning Numbers, Must Get Winning Combinations
Because I Am Lottery Robot – *Battery Down*
You know how I love to dig in deeper to find the base foundation of claims and software and this time its robots. Now, I know that haters are gonna’ hate, but I’m still going to give you the information you need so that you can make smart and wise decisions. So what is this lottery robot? If you think it’s going to help you buy tickets and bring you a cup of coffee occasionally, boy you’re wrong! Although that would be amazing, but unfortunately that’s not what this is all about. Lottery Robots claim to provide you with the best lottery numbers. “Wait, what?!” who needs best lottery numbers? We all want winning numbers and not all winning numbers are “best” lottery numbers! “Wait, 9 is the best lottery number because it’s so classy and curvy!” LOL.
What I Think About the Lottery Robots Site
The first thing I noticed was a bewildered young man sitting on a sofa staring right at you, demanding to know why he’s sitting there in the first place. Then on the right side you’ll see a robot hand with a small pencil crossing numbers. When you scroll down a little bit, you’ll see the following, “How to Win the Lottery – More and More Often?” Yes, but without being conned, thank you. According to their website, the self-accredited Lottery Robots is quick, automatic, needs no time, needs no math and still gives you winning numbers. So all in all they’re saying is that it’s okay to be dumb to dream of winning large jackpots.
The Real and Reel Face behind Lottery Robots
The real face behind Lottery Robots is Tibor Koleszar, an individual from Kaposvar, Hungary. Of course, there’s no mention of him / her because there’s no friggin’ About Us page on the site. A standard website must have an About Us page so people know who they’re dealing with. Coming to the reel face, I see a Frank with no last name, claiming to be one of the computing professionals behind Lottery Robots. Frank states that they too use these robots, and after a lot of dramatic struggles, they finally knew what they wanted – to win over and over again. Here’s what he further states,
“Before and during the creation of Lottery Robots, we’ve talked to many lottery players, system and wheel users. One thing was common in their goals: everybody wanted to see more and more real winning tickets. And they all wanted that in an easy, fast and automatic way. At Lottery Robots, we also want that, and we are always happy to post images of winning tickets from our users, and share them here.”
My first question – they say that talked to many lottery players and they found that everyone had one common goal – to get winning tickets. Well, now isn’t that a revelation? I mean, who would not want a winning ticket? You don’t necessarily have to talk to “many” lottery players, to find that out, do you? It’s pretty much what I call the misjudged “commonsense”. Anyway, moving on, they claim to provide a free Robot to every customer who sends in an image of a ticket showing a winning over $100 through their Robots for displaying on their site! “Fee Fii Foo Fum… I smell the stink of a marketing stunt”.
Of course, in order to save their balls from a dozen rotten tomatoes, they mentioned the following after weaving dreams in the air: “We built Lottery Robots with the aim to make their users as successful as possible in winning the lottery, but of course, as the lottery is a game of luck, your winnings may vary from the ones shown in the examples above.” Definitely not something you want to hear especially when you’ve been dreaming of hitting a jackpot. When you scroll below you’ll see self-acclaimed testimonials – all stamped “Authentic – This testimonial was sent by a real person. Records are on file”. On whose file? And who has access to verify its legality?
Let’s Talk About the Price
So I decided to take an even closer look – at the pricing. Guess what currently there’s special offer. Lottery Robots, initially sold for $49.95 is currently sold for $24.95 plus a bonus of 60% off from the price of all secondary robots for just $9.95. So technically speaking, it’s about $15 less than the original value. Worth it? Nope.
The Super Benefits of Lottery Robots with My Views
• It provides 3 REVOLUTIONARY AND NEW ways to predict lottery winning numbers! – Haven’t all lottery software said the same thing? If it is so revolutionary, can you please show us a live preview?
• It provides never before seen, column-level, INSIDER stats! Really – this approach of the software can surprise you 🙂 – Yeah, I’m virtually surprised! By the way, who handles your editing? Needs practice.
• It does not require your time to update results or to create combinations! Really! Every Lottery Robot is completely automatic! – Cheap marketing stunts are bad, don’t you think Lottery Robot?
• Each lottery game has its own, specialized lottery robot! Every game has its own lottery generator with the aim to win the lottery! – Each aimed at making you rich, filthy rich!
• It uses the best lottery generator and lottery system techniques. – So do the thousands and thousands of lottery software.
• It has the capability to make you a winner! Of course efficiencies might vary 🙂 – Yep, save yourselves because of course the size of tomatoes might vary.
My 2½ Cents on Lottery Robots
Please use the money to buy yourself a beer and extra lottery tickets. And if you’re lucky enough, go see a movie with your loved ones, I hear 22 Jump Street is hilarious! The point is, you might as well spend the money on something that will remain as good memories than spending money on useless systems that do more harm than good. If people from Lottery Robot do feel heartbroken, my advice to you is that, show us a live demonstration. Lottery players aren’t fools. They’re not dumb. They are not here to fill your pockets. So if you want to win our trust with your so called “BE RICH NOW” software, show us a live demonstration and prove us wrong. Until then, cheers mate!
